Café Gratitude is a restaurant chain around the Bay Area. On the surface, it is just another place to buy over-priced food mixed with a new-age hippy philosophy, thus initially I intended this review to be a thinly veiled pretext for my rant against the fanatical lefty-ism around here. But all is not as it seemed…
For a long time there was a group called Save Albert Park, arguing against the Melbourne Grand Prix. On the suburb’s street corners, bearded men (and women) sat on folding chairs distributing photocopied pamphlets and yellow ribbons. But here’s the thing: Albert Park is not all that. It’s dreary and windswept.
The group could benefit from rebranding. One option I consider especially sonorous is: F1ck the Grand Prix.
Five reasons we should say ‘F1ck it’: Continue reading On Formula 1: Profanity-laced Urbanity.
When the invaders first showed up, I had no idea what they were. Now we know that aphids are everywhere in the Bay Area.
They have a little mouth tube and suck the sap out of the plant until it’s dead. Not good. And they breed like rabbits, the week after spotting the first one or two, you have a serious infestation. So what can you do about it?
We like to eat the rosemary, so that rules out a lot of insecticides on the market. What we needed, in true Berkeley style, is an organic, non-toxic, fair-trade, locally grown, homeopathic, humane aphid elimination system.
The first research I conducted told me that the natural enemy of the aphid is the lady bug. Fantastic, I will go out into the wild, capture a few lady bugs and bring them back to the house as pets.
I dreamed of whiling away my time watching scenes of carnage like this: Continue reading Getting Rid of Aphids – From TTTE’s Gardening Department…
TTTE loves surveys. As a student of survey design, I saw the chance to participate in America’s decennial census as quite an honour! Well it turned put to be a dubious kind of a honour, tinged with confusion and dismay. I do not consider myself particularly precious, but I cannot abide these seemingly pedestrian errors: Continue reading The US census incensed us: I sense a lack of consensus
Take my word for it folks, breakfast is the most important meal of the day. If you have aspirations of being a skinny dude and want to skip a meal, heed not the words of Claudia Schiffer, skip dinner. Breakfast is holy. Continue reading Feeding the engine.
The Chinese Government is full of money and strange plans. The latest plan is a long long train line. They’re reaching out all the way to London with a VFT. That’s a Very Fast Train, like Japan’s Shinkansen or France’s TGV.
The thing will go at over 300 km/h (estimated speeds are 320-500 ks) and soak up the 8000 km journey to London in a couple of days.
And that’s not all. They’re extending the network out in the other direction too. Vietnam, Malaysia, and on to Singapore. Continue reading You are now boarding the Singapore Line. Mind the Gap.
I’ve written before about the Barcelona meets Bentleigh East plan.
Developed by Rob Adams, it maxes urban density without screwing up the city. Ninety-one percent of the city stays exactly the same, full of stand-alone suburban blocks. But the tram and bus lines are (mostly) free to be developed (heritage overlay areas would be protected). The density is achieved without creating massive overshadowing towers and without wholesale sacrifice of the urban scape we know and (some of us) love.
However, now Rob’s plan is under attack by a couple of white-hot young philosophers whose radically incisive views the Fairfax press has seen fit to amplify… Continue reading A deluge of density